Thursday, March 15, 2012

Libbies and the death penalty.... the RR

Well the Democrats have finally found someone worthy of the death penalty. The soldier that killed the 16 Afghanies after wandering off the base in Kabul. Secretary of Defense Panetta promises swift action in the case and indicated that there is a great likelihood he will be put to death.

Meanwhile Muslim US Army Major Nidal Malik Hasan pictured above not quite in standard US military uniform is still being given medical care and has not received the same swift treatment for killing 13 US Army troops at Fort Hood Military Base in Texas.

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Guns,Paperwork and The RR

I think the only paperwork you should have to fill out to purchase a gun was filled out and completed in 1789. Everything else is unconstitutional.

On another note individuals with guns to sell please contact me.

Friday, March 2, 2012

My inflamed prostate and free birth control. The RR

Well if the government starts covering birth control for all women then as I have previously blogged abortions should be an extremely rare event shouldn't they?
And if I as a tax payer am paying for women's birth control shouldn't I have a say???
Now the libbies who have falsely screamed for years that the conservatives want to invade your bedrooms have just invited me into their bedroom.
So I'll grant Ms. Sandra Fluke her free birth control because when my guy wins I want to be get free treatment for the likely prostatitis looming in my future, most easily rectified by having more sex.
Since Ms Fluke has received free birth control at my expense shouldn't she be willing to pitch in and help me and the government, she didn't want in her bedroom, out with my inflamed prostate. Be careful what you ask for libbies..... Hussein will not always be President but the Govenment controlling your life, even in your bedroom, will be, even when your guy doesn't win.

Saturday, February 25, 2012

I think I will not raise hogs too!!!.....from Vickie Kidd

Dear Secretary of Agriculture,


My friends, Darryl and Janice, over at Jonestown, Oklahoma, received a check the other day for $1,000 from the government for not raising hogs. So, I want to go into the "not raising hogs" business myself next year. What I want to know is, in your opinion, what is the best type of farm not to raise hogs on, and what is the best breed of hogs not to raise? I want to be sure that I approach this endeavor in keeping with all government policies. I would prefer not to raise Razor hogs, but if that is not a good breed not to raise, then I can just as easily not raise Yorkshires or Durocs.

As I see it, the hardest part of this program will be keeping an accurate inventory of how many hogs I haven't raised. If I can get $1,000 for not raising 50 hogs, will I get $2,000 for not raising 100 hogs? I plan to operate on a small scale at first, holding myself down to about 4,000 "not raised" hogs, which will give me $80,000 income the first year.

Now another thing: these hogs I will not raise will not eat 100,000 bushels of corn. I understand that you also pay farmers for not raising corn and wheat. Will I qualify for payments for not raising wheat and corn not to feed the 4,000 hogs I am not going to raise? I want to get started not feeding as soon as possible, as this seems to be a good time of the year to not raise hogs and grain. I am also considering the "not milking cows" business, so please send me any information on that also.

In view of these circumstances, I understand that the government will consider me totally unemployed, so I plan to file for unemployment and food stamps as well. Be assured that you will have my vote in the coming elections.

Patriotically yours,

Duster Benton

P.S. Would you please notify me when you plan to distribute more free cheese?

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Malia and Sasha are now Senior Staffers...from Mike Terry

•The passenger manifests confirm the presence of Obama’s daughter’s, Malia and Sasha on the trip. The two girls are listed as “Senior Staff.” The manifests also list Mrs. Obama’s mother, Marian Robinson, and niece and nephew, Leslie and Avery Robinson, as well Mrs. Obama’s makeup and hairstylist (Carl Ray and Johnny Wright).


Click here to read the whole story.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Holden Beach Truck Photo...The RR

Almost everyone I know that voted for Barack the first time has told me they won't do it again. Interesting the reasons. They didn't think that he would actually do what he said he would do. They didn't even listen to what he said he would do. They fear him appointing another Supreme Court Justice for their gun rights are among the reasons I have heard.
The good old boys in down east NC seem to have soured on Hussein also and they have been pretty loyal Libbie's up 'til now. I don't think NC will go for the big O this election in spite of Democrat National Conventions and light rail give away boondoggles to Charlotte.