Friday, November 20, 2009

Climatologist Baffled by Global Warming Timeout

Click here to read about Global Warming

That's right you are getting ready to have $200 a month added to your power bill for this farce.

This just in.... Economist baffled that we can not print enough money to insure prosperity!

This also just in.... Secretary of Heath and Human Resources baffled that Breast Cancer deaths rise in 40 to 50 year old women!.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Barack Declares War on Womens Breasts... by The Rowdy Republican

Barack who is taking over healthcare to make it fair, shows women just whos side he's on. He has announced women no longer need mammography prior to the age of 50. This will hold down the expense of those pesky annual mammograms. It also will minimize those reconstructive surgeries, because the lady will be well into her fifties before they can start reconstruction, or then maybe they will just deny it. Can you say rationing?

I know someone very well who is in her early 40's. She has Stage 4 breast cancer and she voted for Barack. She also has twin 18 year old daughters. She had told me prior to the mammography announcement that she was disgusted with the whole healthcare plan by the Libbies.... wait til she realizes he has declared war on her little girls.

Can't wait to see what he has planned for us guys.

New KFC Dinner sent in by Al Zalecki

We all remember the "Hillary Meal"--- small breasts and big thighs.

Now, KFC has announced a new addition to their chicken dinners.

It's called the Obama Cabinet Bucket --- It consists of nothing but left wings and assholes.

Grim Reaper... sent in by Janet Rusk

Dear Grim Reaper,

So far this year you have taken away my favorite dancer Michael Jackson,my favorite actor Patrick Swayze and my favorite singer Stephen Gately and my favorite actress Farah Fawcett.

Just so you know, my favorite politicians are Barack Obama, Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi

The Rowdy Republican

Obama Warns of a Double Dip Recession.... Ya Think?

Obama finaly starts to get it click here

Click the link above to read the story. The man who spent more in 100 days then the country has spent in the previous 220 years now warns you to watch your investments. Better learn how to use trailing stops on those stocks to protect your retirement. Remember ammo the new gold.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Government Requirement You Must Buy a Flex-Fuel Car...from The Rowdy Republican

And you thought Hussein was overstepping his bounds before....

The UK Telepath reports... November 13, 2009, 2:49PM EST

That's right hidden in the 2010 budget is a requirement that every US citizen will be forced to buy a Flex-Fuel Car.

It doesn't matter if you already have a car, or even three cars that you like. It doesn't matter if you prefer to bike or walk, or even if you can't see to drive. Even if you are on your death bed. You will have to buy a Flex-Fuel Car. Unbelievable!!!

Starting 2010 every man woman and child will have added to their tax bill $2,500 per person, no questions asked. If you try to bypass this or refuse to pay, you will face jail time. Unbelievable!!!

The even crazier thing is you don't actually receive your car for four years. Therefore a family of four will have paid $40,000 for four years without use of the car they are buying. Unbelievable!!! That same family will wind up paying $120,000 for the stupid car. Then the whole thing starts over again. You will be forced to buy another car, probably a battery operated one by then. The old cars will not be serviced after a certain age, even if they have been parked in a garage since there purchase. Unbelievable!!!

The US Government says it can't get the repair service into place for the Flex-Fuel Cars prior to 2013. Then their estimates are you will be required to make an appointment for the service a minimum of six months in advance.

Illegal aliens will not be required to comply with this law. Unbelievable!!! But then again why should they?

The "poor" and the "ilegal aliens" will receive a voucher for their car tax bill. Can you say reparations?

That boys and girls is what happens when you let the Government take over the automobile industry. Unfrickenbelievable!!!

Don't believe me? Well just go back and substitute health care for Flex-Fuel Car and tell me you don't believe me.

ACORN Hat with the nut still attached from Shirley Mowery

Above are Harry Truman and JFK check out their hats..... This ain't your Daddy's Democrat party anymore.....

Have you received your Free Government Phone Yet?

Got this first from Louis Herford, then Mom and then Gary Madden. Gary's was the first that I noticed had the link to the Government phone, which I have enclosed. I don't think most of you will qualify.... Can you say reparations?

Free Phone Click on Free Phone to get yours today.

Really, after a while you begin to ask why anyone would look for a job don't you?

Another one bites the Dust

Greg Craig the White House Lawyer gets fired. Remember he advised Barack that they would have Guantanamo closed within a year. Click the link to read the story.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Libbies don't read this!!! sent in by Al Zalecki

This will help you categorize the libbies you know. Well written. Click the title to read the story.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

2010 by Lloyd Marcus sent in by Frank Collins

Catchy little tune. I can't get it out of my head today, after those elections yesterday.
Click the title to hear the tune.