Friday, April 29, 2011
Friday, April 22, 2011
Have you filled up your car lately?.... Nozzle Rage... from Frank Collins
Click here to see the video....
Which terrorist group do you want to support??? Thanks for stopping all the drlling O... you @$$h0Le....
Which terrorist group do you want to support??? Thanks for stopping all the drlling O... you @$$h0Le....
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
I beat anorexia.....The RR
I see where Biden (awake from his nap) is hosting a conference on budget reduction today... I think I'll host one for anorexics... I reckon we'll both have the same impact...
Monday, April 18, 2011
This ain't your Daddy's Democrat Party...... The RR
Click here to see the Democrats gathering to protest at a TEA Party event.
Nice.... yet the lame stream media would tell you the TEA Partiers are the haters.....
Nice.... yet the lame stream media would tell you the TEA Partiers are the haters.....
Friday, April 15, 2011
A Parable... sent in by Jimmy Beardmore
Philip Greenspun divided the U.S. 2011 federal budget by 100,000,000 and wrote a little parable:
"We have a family that is spending $38,200 per year. The family's income is $21,700 per year. The family adds $16,500 in credit card debt every year in order to pay its bills. After a long and difficult debate among family members, keeping in mind that it was not going to be possible to borrow $16,500 every year forever, the parents and children agreed that a $380/year premium cable subscription could be terminated. So now the family will have to borrow only $16,120 per year."
And that boys and girls is what all the fuss the Libbies and Repubs have been raising hell about all week.....
"We have a family that is spending $38,200 per year. The family's income is $21,700 per year. The family adds $16,500 in credit card debt every year in order to pay its bills. After a long and difficult debate among family members, keeping in mind that it was not going to be possible to borrow $16,500 every year forever, the parents and children agreed that a $380/year premium cable subscription could be terminated. So now the family will have to borrow only $16,120 per year."
And that boys and girls is what all the fuss the Libbies and Repubs have been raising hell about all week.....
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Barry Sotero quote...... from Eric Heavner
"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."
-- Senator Barak Obama, 3/6/2006.
-- Senator Barak Obama, 3/6/2006.
Monday, April 11, 2011
Friday, April 8, 2011
Canned Tomatoes power new Honda to 84 Miles per gallon.... The RR
The UK Telegram reported yesterday that there is a new Honda engine available in 2012 that gets 84 mpg to a gallon of canned tomatoes. Tomatoes are naturally occurring in nature and can be farmed for higher productivity. Tomatoes actually take carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere as all plants require CO2 to live, thus killing two birds with one "mater."
Think about that! Just stop by the grocery store and grab a quart for about a dollar and drive another 21 miles, thus eventually eliminating all convenience stores as these "green tomato" cars become more popular. Grocery chains naturally are lining up to lobby for the new mater mobiles and are planning promotions like a free wide mouth funnel with a purchase of four quart sized cans.
In a related story the EPA, FDA and The President of The United States have all issued press releases declaring tomatoes unsafe. President Obama placed a moratorium on tomato gardening and said anyone caught buying, selling, growing or eating a tomato would be fined. He went on to say "just like coal and oil" which also are found, naturally on the planet, "tomatoes are not safe."
Reported by Mark Hall
Think about that! Just stop by the grocery store and grab a quart for about a dollar and drive another 21 miles, thus eventually eliminating all convenience stores as these "green tomato" cars become more popular. Grocery chains naturally are lining up to lobby for the new mater mobiles and are planning promotions like a free wide mouth funnel with a purchase of four quart sized cans.
In a related story the EPA, FDA and The President of The United States have all issued press releases declaring tomatoes unsafe. President Obama placed a moratorium on tomato gardening and said anyone caught buying, selling, growing or eating a tomato would be fined. He went on to say "just like coal and oil" which also are found, naturally on the planet, "tomatoes are not safe."
Reported by Mark Hall
TEA Party....... The RR
TEA = Taxed Enough Already
If you get suckered into all the ancillary arguments about the TEA Party and social issues, pardon me if I look at you like the idiot you are.
If you get suckered into all the ancillary arguments about the TEA Party and social issues, pardon me if I look at you like the idiot you are.
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Paul Ryan for President..... The RR
Paul Ryan, 41 year old Economist Boy Wonder.
Versus
Barack Obama, 49 year old Community Activist Boy Blunder
Never been to a TEA Party event....... The RR
We'll here is what the idiots in the lame stream press and the lame Libbies want you to believe is extreme...
TEA Party movie Trailer click here to see it.
TEA Party movie Trailer click here to see it.
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