Thursday, February 19, 2009

Obama stimulates the Rowdy Republican's Package by Mark

Cartoon sent in by Frank Collins

So how does it feel now that Obama has stimulated your package? I think it's great. I am already making big plans for my $8.00 a week........... what.....what??? I have to be employed to get my $8.00 a week.
Little Bush and the Democratics made sure I didn't get the last stimulus because I made too much money and Nobama and the boys and girl will make sure I won't get this one because I make to little...
Suddenly I'm feeling more violated than stimulated.
OK boys and girls, lets learn from the smartest people in the world, led by the smartest man in the world. If you personally go on a mad spending spree and buy everything you want, all the toys, vehicles, flat screens, 2nd and 3rd homes that you want, and your credit is starting to look a little out of sorts. There is a very simple and easy fix!
Have your own stimulus package. That's right folks the way to cure your irresponsible and overzealous spending spree is tadaaaaa.......... SPEND MORE!!!
Isn't that what we just did?
The truth of the matter is we just left a legacy for heirs of your yet unborn heirs. They will look back and cuss us to no end. Probably in Chinese and Spanish.
As I heard Walter Williams say the other day 'What makes us think we are any better than the Romans.'
Actually I would rather the President go to the Oval Office, close the door, and stimulate his own package, and just leave mine alone.
Where is Monica when the country needs her?

1 comment:

Betty Blakley said...

Hi Mark,

Why does Obama's Stimulus Plan fit so well with your e-mail regarding Ms. Sharon Jasper? You know me, I heard the woman say, Obama gonna buy my groceries, etc., then I read about the opinions of Ms.
Jasper and I practically had blood spurting from my eyes!

We have been paying these people's way for too long. I say if we have to pay for them, then we own them and should be able to put them to work doing something other than be a dead beat. Generations of black and white folks have lived off of us and I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired of it. Yes Sir, a Socialist President, a Socialist government leading this country is just what we need. Pretty soon, none of us will be able to think for ourselves without the government telling us what to do and when. These welfare people need to be gathered up and dropped off some place where maybe they can be more resourceful. They would probably die before figuring out the money is cut off. Maybe we could saw off NOLA and let all the dead beats have that! That's what went wrong when Hurricane Katrina hit NOLA. It's full of welfare generations, thugs and people that want something (our hard earned dollars) just because they believe they are entitled. Obama is reinforcing them right now.