Obama Keeps Campaign Promise and Ends War on Terror... by Mark

Well it is true, Obama is finally keeping a Campaign Promise that will surely make the libbies get a tingle up their leg like Chris Matthews on Hard Boiled.

No more War on Terror!!! That's right the War is officially over!!!

As a matter of fact the word Terrorist does not exist anymore. It might antagonize the Terrorist so we don't use it any longer. Don't believe me? Watch the verbal pretzels the President and his Administration twist themselves into to try not to use it.

You see it might offend the people who given the chance would tie your hands behind your back, push you to your knees, pull your head back with a hand full of your hair, and cut your head off, leaving your life gurgling out in a puddle around you. On the bright side they do make it easier for the libbies to bury their heads in the sand.

Hey ask Danny Pearl among others including some of our troops.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc5aHDti8Zk&feature=related

While the last few drops splash onto the ground.... Obama and his Director of Homeland Security, the lady charged with keeping you safe from the Terro.... er... uh... funny dressed meanies, have decided to rename "The War on Terror" the "Overseas Contingency Operation."

See, now doesn't that make you "feel" better. It sounds more like you got back late to the dock and your cruise ship had just sailed than you are at war.

I think I just felt a tingle up my leg.... nope... gotta go, that was a tinkle down my leg...