A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked or Grilled Republican: $20.00
Baked or Grilled Democrat: $150.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, ......... "Why such a price difference for the Democrats?"
The cook replied, ..........."Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."
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