Yes it's true. I single handedly created or saved 10,739,917 jobs in the past year. Tripleing the number of jobs Barack and Joe created. It's been tough and took up a lot of my free time, but it had to be done. You can see a marked improvement in the unemployment rate since I took on this responsibilty. Yes I have focused like a laser on this unemploment situation.
What? You don't belive me? Well I have just as much proof that I created my jobs as Barack and Joe have that they created theirs. Why would you not question their numbers?
Now I'm off to fix global warming by Thanksgiving.
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