A friend of mine was sent her census form back:
In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependents?', I put:
12M illegal immigrants, crack heads, unemployable lazy bastards, the cast of The Jerry Springer Show, 140,000 people in our 133 penal establishments in California, leftovers from Katrina, half of Mexico, the liberals in Congress, and a Muslim President!'
...Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.
6 hours ago