John McCluess stars as Johnny Clause by Mark

Johnny needs to work on his tan. He looks a little pale to me. I guess there is not much sun at the North Pole right now.

Johnny Clause is busy trying to best Hussein for Socialist of the year. Did you hear him offer 300 billion to buy out people who were to stupid to live within their means? If this includes you I'm not sorry, you are stupid.

How's that 700 billion bailout of Wall Street working out so far? We are following the same path we followed during the great depression, adding debt instead of letting something fail.

Hey I've lost my butt in the stock market and I am beating the professionals that are managing the bulk of my money. It's not fun, but every day the politicians and smart people dig a deeper hole. Those still working will probably add 10 years to their working lives and those retired may have to go back to work if you can find a job.

I feel for those with kids because all the politicians are doing is kicking the can down the street until they can get out of office. Both damn parties. Both of the idiots running for President and Joe "Stand up Chuck" Biden don't have a clue. They will make the great depression seem like a college fraternity party. I believe Sarah understands better than all three put together.

I swear McClueless needs some sun.