Rant # 16 May 7, 2008 Andy Griffiths teeth?

Welcome to the first blog. Up until now it's been an email list that has gone out to friends family and by invitation as it was forwarded around the country. Yesterday was primary day here in North Carolina, so a little recap.


Who Mark voted for:



I voted for the best Candidate for President on my ballot yesterday. He also happened to be a black man who never ran on his color, and has never been in a racist conflict like the Democrat, white Muslim, that happens to be half black, Barrack Hussein Obama.

Alan Keyes was the best man on my ballot. More conservative than McCain and Huckabee, and not quite as strange as Ron Paul.




Chicken Strip update;



Well Chicken Strip beat Joe McLaughin for the NC District 3 seat. We can start today to drop Chicken Strip in the grease.


Support the Democrat running against him and that will create a problem for the Democrats. Do they support the Republican they bought and paid for, or their fellow Democrat. A mini Operation Chaos, and what do we really lose if we lose Walter?

His sign says Freedom Fries. Back when he was a trying to act conservative he berated the French for their lack of help in Iraq. He took a tough stance and introduced a bill to change the name of French Fries to Freedom Fries. Way to go Walter.



NC Lt. Governor Race.





Robert Pittenger did win the Lt. Governor Republican Primary. He is the best candidate for this job this fall. He won with such dominance it makes one wonder if he shouldn't have been running for Governor.




Andy Griffith's teeth:


http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/04/andy-griffith-bev-perdue-north-carolina.php

Watch the video above.

I know this goes nationwide and maybe into other countries, but did anyone in NC but me notice how Andy of Mayberry's lower teeth fit. Every time I saw the commercial for Bev Perdue for Governor I slid closer to the TV, because in HDTV you almost think they are going to fall out right at your feet. I took to wearing a ball glove every time it played. Polident Andy.

Funny of the day from Little Bobby Lee Bollinger Jr. Our Resident Lib Attorney:

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into Downtown Chicago.

Nothing is moving north or south.

Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened; what's the hold up?'

Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton.

They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.

We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.

The driver asks, On average, how much is everyone giving?

About a gallon.

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Mark