Teddy and Mary Jo's July 18, 39th anniversary

I don't know who composed the paragraphs in black below but to honor and respect the Senior Senator from Massachusetts at this time of his illness, I felt we should remember one of his constituents that is conveniently never mentioned. Just goes to show as long as you are for abortion you are a hero in the Democrat Party. Doesn't even matter if it's late term say 29years and 11 1/2 months.

Does anyone but me find it ironic that Teddy bloviates about dunking a terrorist in water when it will save American lives?

Let me recommend a good book, if your into sex drugs and sex. It's titled The Senator My Ten Years with Ted Kennedy by Richard Burke.

Let's say for a second that Teddy the Great can get right with God and actually realizes that he is not God, how do you think that meeting with Mary Jo might go down, so to speak?

God: Teddy, this is Mary Jo

Teddy: Hi Mary Jo, you look vaguely familiar did you just step out of the shower.

Mary Jo: No Teddy don't you remember you drowned me.

Teddy: Well Ah.... Mary Jo there's been quite a few scotches under the bridge but I don't remember that.

Mary Jo: I know Teddy I forgive you.

Teddy: Well Ahh...... as I said I don't recall that. Who's the cute little boy Mary Jo?

Mary Jo: That's your little boy Teddy don't you see the resemblance???

Teddy: Ahhh..... he does have the Kennedy jaw. What's he doing here and who are all the other little ones laughing and playing so innocent, they're beautiful. There are millions of them.

Mary Jo: They all want to spend a little time bouncing on your knee Teddy, and thank you for them getting here so early in life. So Teddy how did you get to the other side of the river? What did you choose row vs wade?

Teddy: Mary Jo, where would one get a scotch in this fine establishment?

Mary Jo: See those two nice looking guys with Marilyn Monroe, there heading in that direction.

Teddy: They look familiar too..... see you around Mary Jo, I've got to wet my whistle.



Subject: Happy Birthday, Mary Jo!

Happy Birthday, Mary Jo.

Friends and fellow Americans, Yesterday, from her grave, I thought I heard Mary Jo Kopechne (July 26, 1940 - July 18, 1969) call. "On Thursday, I would have been 67 years old. As my only wish, please refresh your memory of me and my murderer."

When Senator Ted Kennedy was merely just another Democrat bloating on Capitol Hill on behalf of liberal causes, it was perhaps excusable to ignore his deplorable past. But now that he has become the leading Democrat attack dog, positioning himself as Washington's leading arbiter of truth and integrity, the days for such indulgence are now over. It's time for good Americans to stand up and remind our countrymen why this man had to abandon his own presidential bid in 1980.

It's time to say the words "Mary Jo Kopechne" out loud. As is often the case, Republicans have deluded themselves into thinking that most Americans already know the story of how the "Conscience of the Democrat Party" left Miss Kopechne behind to die in the waters underneath the Edgartown, Massachusetts, Bridge on July 17th, 1969 after a night of drinking and partying with the young blond campaign worker.

But most Americans under 40 have never heard that story, or the details of how Kennedy swam to safety, and then tried to get his cousin Joe Garghan to say he, Garghan, was behind the wheel.

Those young voters don't know how Miss Kopechne, trapped inside Kennedy's Oldsmobile, gasped for air until she finally died (some medical experts saying two and one-half hours later), while this leading Democrat Iraq war critic rushed back to his family's compound to formulate the best alibi he could think of.

Do they know that she was pregnant with Dipsh_ts offspring you definitely don't want to be their enemy. Nor does Generation X know how Kennedy was thrown out of Harvard on his ear 15 years earlier for paying a fellow student to take his Spanish final. Nor why the US Army denied him a commission because he cheated on tests.

As they listen to the Democrats' "Liberal Lion" accuse President Bush of "telling lie after lie after lie" to get America to go to war in Iraq, young voters don't know about that notorious 1991 Easter weekend in Palm Beach, when Uncle Teddy rounded up his nephews for a night on the town, an evening that ended with one of them credibly accused of rape.

It's time for Republicans and Democrats with a soul to state unabashedly that they will no longer "go along with the gag" when it comes to Uncle Ted's rants about deception and moral turpitude inside the Bush White House. And if the Republicans don't, let's do it ourselves by passing this forgotten disgrace around the Internet to wake up memories of what a fraud and fake Teddy really is. The Democrat Party should be ashamed to employ this national disgrace from Massachusetts as their spokesman!