Friday, November 20, 2009

Climatologist Baffled by Global Warming Timeout

Click here to read about Global Warming

That's right you are getting ready to have $200 a month added to your power bill for this farce.

This just in.... Economist baffled that we can not print enough money to insure prosperity!

This also just in.... Secretary of Heath and Human Resources baffled that Breast Cancer deaths rise in 40 to 50 year old women!.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Barack Declares War on Womens Breasts... by The Rowdy Republican

Barack who is taking over healthcare to make it fair, shows women just whos side he's on. He has announced women no longer need mammography prior to the age of 50. This will hold down the expense of those pesky annual mammograms. It also will minimize those reconstructive surgeries, because the lady will be well into her fifties before they can start reconstruction, or then maybe they will just deny it. Can you say rationing?

I know someone very well who is in her early 40's. She has Stage 4 breast cancer and she voted for Barack. She also has twin 18 year old daughters. She had told me prior to the mammography announcement that she was disgusted with the whole healthcare plan by the Libbies.... wait til she realizes he has declared war on her little girls.

Can't wait to see what he has planned for us guys.

New KFC Dinner sent in by Al Zalecki

We all remember the "Hillary Meal"--- small breasts and big thighs.


Now, KFC has announced a new addition to their chicken dinners.

It's called the Obama Cabinet Bucket --- It consists of nothing but left wings and assholes.

Grim Reaper... sent in by Janet Rusk

Dear Grim Reaper,

So far this year you have taken away my favorite dancer Michael Jackson,my favorite actor Patrick Swayze and my favorite singer Stephen Gately and my favorite actress Farah Fawcett.

Just so you know, my favorite politicians are Barack Obama, Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi

Regards,
 
The Rowdy Republican
 

Obama Warns of a Double Dip Recession.... Ya Think?

Obama finaly starts to get it click here

Click the link above to read the story. The man who spent more in 100 days then the country has spent in the previous 220 years now warns you to watch your investments. Better learn how to use trailing stops on those stocks to protect your retirement. Remember ammo the new gold.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Friday, November 13, 2009

Government Requirement You Must Buy a Flex-Fuel Car...from The Rowdy Republican

And you thought Hussein was overstepping his bounds before....

The UK Telepath reports... November 13, 2009, 2:49PM EST

That's right hidden in the 2010 budget is a requirement that every US citizen will be forced to buy a Flex-Fuel Car.

It doesn't matter if you already have a car, or even three cars that you like. It doesn't matter if you prefer to bike or walk, or even if you can't see to drive. Even if you are on your death bed. You will have to buy a Flex-Fuel Car. Unbelievable!!!

Starting 2010 every man woman and child will have added to their tax bill $2,500 per person, no questions asked. If you try to bypass this or refuse to pay, you will face jail time. Unbelievable!!!

The even crazier thing is you don't actually receive your car for four years. Therefore a family of four will have paid $40,000 for four years without use of the car they are buying. Unbelievable!!! That same family will wind up paying $120,000 for the stupid car. Then the whole thing starts over again. You will be forced to buy another car, probably a battery operated one by then. The old cars will not be serviced after a certain age, even if they have been parked in a garage since there purchase. Unbelievable!!!

The US Government says it can't get the repair service into place for the Flex-Fuel Cars prior to 2013. Then their estimates are you will be required to make an appointment for the service a minimum of six months in advance.

Illegal aliens will not be required to comply with this law. Unbelievable!!! But then again why should they?

The "poor" and the "ilegal aliens" will receive a voucher for their car tax bill. Can you say reparations?

That boys and girls is what happens when you let the Government take over the automobile industry. Unfrickenbelievable!!!

Don't believe me? Well just go back and substitute health care for Flex-Fuel Car and tell me you don't believe me.

ACORN Hat with the nut still attached from Shirley Mowery






Above are Harry Truman and JFK check out their hats..... This ain't your Daddy's Democrat party anymore.....

Have you received your Free Government Phone Yet?

Got this first from Louis Herford, then Mom and then Gary Madden. Gary's was the first that I noticed had the link to the Government phone, which I have enclosed. I don't think most of you will qualify.... Can you say reparations?

Free Phone Click on Free Phone to get yours today.

Really, after a while you begin to ask why anyone would look for a job don't you?

Another one bites the Dust

Greg Craig the White House Lawyer gets fired. Remember he advised Barack that they would have Guantanamo closed within a year. Click the link to read the story.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20091113/D9BUINUG0.html

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Libbies don't read this!!! sent in by Al Zalecki

This will help you categorize the libbies you know. Well written. Click the title to read the story.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

2010 by Lloyd Marcus sent in by Frank Collins

Catchy little tune. I can't get it out of my head today, after those elections yesterday.
Click the title to hear the tune.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Obama gets Snubbed... sent by Frank Collins

The video is 13 seconds long but is priceless. Watch his face as he realizes how much respect they have for him. Don't they know he is a Nobel Peace Prize Winner.

Click the title to see the video.

LBJ's Bunghole... sent in by Bob Austin

Click the title to see the video.
Actual tape of LBJ ordering pants. Hilarious. Enjoy.

The Link to Your Death sent in by Bob Austin


The title is the link to all 1990 pages of how you are going to get screwed.
John Boehner displays the printed bill. I promise there is something to screw everyone in that bill. What a power grab.
We should be showcasing our health care and importing patients from foreign countries. We charge them a premium and subsidize care for our citizens.

G.I Joe and Lilly sent in by Joy Williams

Click the title to hear the Oak Ridge Boys sing this song. I didn't see the ending coming on this one. A must see.

Drunkest Guy Ever... from The Red State Boys

Click the title to laugh your butt off. I had to get a drink after watching this.

Aviation.. Not Political... sent in by Emil Germanov

Click the title if you are into aviation.

Obama's Well Oranized Community is Falling Apart... sent in by Rick Wozny

Click the title to read the story. Powerful read.

This just in... Al Gore did not invent the internet... click here to read

But he did invent global warming. I hve watched him dupe over half the nation with my own two eyes. Notice all those hurricanes we had this year.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Here is what Obamacare holds in store for you. Click here.

This is health care in the UK. Obama wants to model ours after this.....

Polls on Obamacare click here.

So you want Government Healthcare... sent in by Rick Wozny

Click the title to watch the Sixty Minutes story which aired last night. What in the hell is CBS thinking airing this story! They have just pulled the sheets back on the corrupt bed of Government Run Health Care. I think since we as a people are so stupid I'm going to abandon making a legal living and get in on the corruption.

Meanwhile I wish each and every one of you the health care you voted for. I think we should just go back to the voting booth and vote again. We can keep Hussein as President since 48% of the folks still approve of his efforts according to a Rasmussen Poll.

This vote will be to vote for Obamacare or not. You sign in pick up a slip of paper with your name and address and you drop it in the Obamacare box or you drop it in the Free Market System box. You get to select the health care you receive. Wonder what the vote would be on that?

One more little question you Obamacare fans need to ask yourselves. If Obamacare is going to be so great, why does it not go into effect until 2013? Notice that is after Li'l Husseins 2012 re-election. If it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck then it's a duck, only this duck ain't AFLAC.

Thanks for forwarding the link Rick.

President Obama whips Little Bush on the Golf Course.


Yes it's true. Click the title to see the story. The President taking care of jobs, banks, insurance, healthcare, stimulus and the swine flu has had time to get out on the golf course as much in his first 9 months as Bush did in his first 2 years and 10 months. I for one don't know where he finds the time as he is constantly on TV giving speeches that contradict previous speeches he or his cabinet have given, or he's winning Nobel Peace Prizes.

How's that hopey change thing working out for you???
This just in Obama wins the Masters Golf Tournament.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Great Quote... sent in by Al Zalecki

"As an American I am not so shocked that Obama was given the Nobel
Peace Prize without any accomplishments to his name, but that
America gave him the White House based on the same credentials."


Newt Gingrich

I want one of these... sent in by John Rusk




Criminals for Gun Control... sent in by Al Zalecki

I get more emails and comments on gun posts than any others I post. Click the title to watch this video.

After Hussein fixes your healthcare then he's coming after your guns. Probably because he is afraid you may take your gun to demand the healthcare he just took away from you.

He is going to track ammo sales, creating a great black market opportunity for those of you looking for a good investment idea.

You already can't fin 380 ammo. The government has directed the ammo manufacturers to make military ammo. Better stock up.

Remember who has been telling you ammo is the new gold.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Sign in an Indiana Business Front window... sent in by John Rusk

"WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN SOLDIER!"

This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Whiting, Indiana. You're probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement.

However, we are a society which holds freedom of Speech

as perhaps our greatest liberty.

And after all, it is just a sign.

You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign.

Answer: " Owen's Funeral Home"

Gotta love it! God Bless America !





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Moving on Up... sent in by Jimmy Freeland


Thursday, October 15, 2009

Here is how Bi-Partisianship works in Congress... sent in by Frank Collins

Click the title to see the video.

This is how your health care bill is being made.... unbelievable. You have to watch this. Remember I also posted a video on the Tax Payer Funded John Murtha Airport about a month or so ago. About a year or so ago I published a blog with a returned soldier taking Murtha apart. While in youtube google Seavey and Murtha or search back in the blog. I know Nancy Pelosi, Hussein and Dirty Harry Reid are very destructive to this country but this guy doesn't get all the credit he deserves.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

For all my Vegetarian Readers click here... Sent in by Li'l Move on dot Bobby Bollinger

Click the title to read about eggs and veggies.

Bobby thinks we should stick with steaks and alcohol.

Whats next, no global warming..... oh that's right the earth has been cooling for the past twelve years. Notice how the libbies and their lemmings are trying to change the argument to climate change???

Got this several times....


I think Katie, Mom and maybe Al sent this one in.

So you think you want Obamacare.... Sent in by Betty Blakley and Frank Collins

Click the title to see a little of what's coming your way from Congressman Mike Rogers.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Why Healthcare cost so much... sent in by Shirley Mowery

Click the title to see the video. Thanks Shirley.

Shirley sent this in a while back, but the file was to large to load. I found it on youtube. Helpful hint, if you find a great video like this and can find it on youtube, attaching a link is much easier than loading a file onto the blog.

James Gregory on Animal Rights

Click the title line for a few laughs...

Mad Max on Hooters... Picture sent in by Lil' Move on dot Bobby Bollinger


Click the title to hear Mad Max on the John Boy and Billy Show. It's worth it.

It's a great day to whoop somebody's A_s

Click the link to hear the song..... funny... careful where you play...

Tim Wilson... I'm tired of F_cking Oprahs A_s

If you are easily offended then by all means do not click the title line. That's funny, I don't care who you are. Be careful where you open this.... it may contain the F-Bomb.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Jimmy Carter the gift that never quits giving.... click here

Yes boys and girls the second dumbest man on the planet speaks his hatred filled simple mind. I just display it for you here.... Click the title.

Red State Boys on Racism...click here


I guess according to Jimmy Carter I am a white male living in the south who disagrees with Obama and that makes me racist... Hmmmm... I wish I had known that before I voted for a real black man in the Republican Primary. See Alan Keyes above.
The best thing the failed Jimmy Carter has going for him is Barack Obama!
Don't forget to click the title line to see the Red State Boys. Funny...

Friday, October 2, 2009

David Letterman admits he screwed the help... sent in by Bob Austin

Click the title to see the video. Had to post it here because only a handful of people still watch this raving asshole.

Remember his beating up on Palin's daughter's. Well since it's dumb ass Dave and he is not going to say anything else about these incidents I guess we should just let it drop... same way he did Sarah's daughters....

Wonder what his 20 year wife / girlfriend thought of his stellar performance.

You got to love those Democrats.

Roman Polanski and the 13 year old little girl Part 1

Over 100 and still growing Hollywood Liberal Democrats have signed a petition to release pedophile movie maker Roman Polanski.

I haven't been in a movie theater since the late '90s. I suggest you consider the same, unless of course, you condone this behavior.

Roman Polanski and the 13 year old little girl Part 2

Click the title to see Whoopie Goldberg's opinion on 13 year old girls being raped and sodomized.

Got to love those Democrats!

Roman Polanski and the 13 year old little girl Part 3

Click the title to read the transcript from the trial.... good news is if Polanski can survive prision the Philadephia Eagles have offered him a job as long snapper on special teams.

Got to love those Democrats.....

Elizabeth Edwards on Rielle Hunter..... sent in by Bob Austin

Click the title to read the story... got to love them deomcrats

Clinton thought Gore was in Neverland.... sent in by Bob Austin

Click the title to read the story... got to love them Democrats....

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

How's that Community Organizing Working Out??? sent in by Bob Austin

Click the title to see how a Community Organizer leaves a community.
And Hussein wants to bring the the Olympics to the streets of Chicago....

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Senior Citizen Speaks Out part 1 click here.....

Sent in first by Frank Collins and later by Joy Williams.

This is why most that vote for Obamacare will vacate the premises next year....

click the title to see the video.

Part 2 Senior Citizen Speaks Out..... click here

Islam coming to a US Capital near you..... sent in by Joy

They are here folks. Get a load of this web site. This Saturday...

Mark my words bullets will be the new gold....

Can you imagine the protests if they had been Christians????

Joke sent in by Lori Nayehalski

Lori's first post...

The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains
of Alaska .

He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when he heard a
frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.

He found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a Vote for Obama
hat and a Save the Trees shirt.

The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about
and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.

As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing Go
Sarah shirts came racing up.

One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right into the bear's chest.

The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from the bear's
grasp.

Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished off the bear.

Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup
truck.

The other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of the men over to him.

"I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed.

"I have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and
Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes
that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who the heck was
that guy?"

"Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with
Heaven and has access to all wisdom."

"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he
doesn't know squat about bear hunting!

By the way, is the bait still alive or do we need to go back to
Massachusetts and get another one?"

Queer Fraternity Brother Smack Down!!!

I added a link to a song, so click on the title to see all the reasons I ain't queer.

I have some old Fraternity Brothers mostly conservative with one glittering jewel of liberalism we will call Little Move On dot Bob so that he can remain anonymous. We get these email threads going and this one became particularly entertaining to me. It's like eaves dropping on the table next to you in a restaurant.... you have to read it to the end..... starts off normal but then takes a weird turn.

Eric H starts it off:

"Next week, there will be a 'stunning' documentary on ACORN and the
former founder and CEO of 38 years will be the star. He was kicked out
because he tried to cover up his brother's embezzlement of a million
bucks. It is said that he will disclose the absolute level of
corruption inside the organization.

And now, do you think the 'main stream media' will even have a word of
this national scandal?"

Billy K weighs in:

"Eric, sorry to say, but any focus on Acorn will be met with a shrugged
shoulder and cries of racism. The American public just doesn't care any
more. You know the old saying for a politician. Never get caught in
bed with a live boy or a dead girl. I'm not so sure that these are
disqualifiers any more. By the way, impeach Mark Sanford, and John
Conyers as well."

Li'l Move on dot Bob enters the fray:

"I don't understand why ACORN has been and is so important to the right
wing anyway. My view is, ACORN has some corrupt employees. So what?
The House voted this week to deny them any more Federal funds. Many of
the Democrats voted that way too, such as John Spratt and Larry Kissell.
End of story.

Mark Foley (R, La) got caught messing with live boys, right? Congressman M
will get caught one of these days, too. Maybe the same web
journalist that outed SC Lt Gov Andre Bauer a week or so ago will out
Congressman M too. Rock Hudson got married too but the truth about his
gayness eventually came out."

The Rowdy Republican engages:

"The Little Move on dot Bobby Zeppelin has escaped it's tethers again and is
drifting off to the left.

Acorn is not nearly as important to the right as it has been to the left.
Acorn is ripe with corruption as has been proved by 2 kids with a camera,
doing what Mike Wallace used to do. Nancy Pelosi, little Dick Turbin and the
other Senator from Il , whose name escapes me at the moment, think ACORN is
very important as judged by their actions and votes this week. But since
Little Move On says "end of story" we should have no further comments on
the issue! Must not fit your playbook? I for one will make the fermenting
and rotting ACORN into a nice little concoction and frequently will anoint
"The Messiah" with it, as it was the only qualification he had to run for
President.

Mark Foley emailed boys never messed with them like Democrat Representative
Gary Stubbs who was re-elected, or My boy Lollipop Barney Frank who both are
known to check the oil of the same sex. Stubbs actually messed with
little boys, Frank just ran a gay prostitution ring out of his home. My
guess is if Congressman M has stopped dating the hot little girl I have seen with
him and decides to diddle hot little boys, like your heroes, he will switch
parties to Democrat and will get the full blown support of Lil' Move On Dot
Bobby Esq. Pun intended.
End of story."

Li'l Move on dot Bob says:

"Again, why is ACORN so important to the Obama haters? I bet he represented some big corporations too when he was a lawyer. Why just focus on ACORN?

Congressman M will be outed eventually and his voter base of gay hating Repubs will dry up on him. Trust me, the Dems will not ever want him. Remember, you heard it here first."

The Rowdy Republican says:

"The most beautiful thing about ACORN is it's a nice little anchor to toss to a President sinking in the polls. Voter fraud, hookers, pimps, embezzlement.... Hollywood, ABC, NBC, CBS can't make up stuff this good.

You seem very dialed into the gay community....mmm...
What do you know that you haven't been taleing us...
Makes me nervous about rooming with you after some of those keggers in college.

Dems will never want Congressman M? Can you say Ray Warren?

I hit you with facts and you hit me with conjecture...

I guess that's what keeps the zeppelin afloat."

Li'l Move On says:

"Ray Warren was and is a trial court judge, not a member of the House. Congressman M has had a lot more of an opportunity to be a hypocrite than a judge has. Google "Michael Aaron Lay" for more on Congressman M.

Ray became a Dem when the GOP rejected him bc he was gay. As a fiscal conservative he was happy to continue as a Repub but the Repubs would not keep him due to their institutional hatred of gays. He was all set to run for re-election but they basically kicked him out of the party and would not support him due to being gay. So he switched parties, to the more inclusive Democratic party. That GOP "Big Tent" for sure ain't got room for queers.......does it?

When Congressman M finally gets outed, it will be the end of his political career, because the right wing will not accept him. He will be kicked out of the Big Tent too. Hopefully he will get outed sooner rather than later.

I know some gay people, including my brother in law. They did not choose to be gay, and it is not a "lifestyle." It is their sexual orientation. It is how they are wired, and it came natural to them. They had no control over it.

Cadaver studies have shown that the hypothalmus in the brain of gay men is different from that of straight males, so there is probably a biological explanation for it. Once it is finally proven to be physiological, gays will probably get the same legally protected status in the USA as folks with dark skin and other ethnic characteristics have now, since those are characteristics that humans have no control over. "

The Rowdy Republican says:

"Sorry to hear about your "queer" brother in law, or congratulations whichever one fits. Hard to tell from the tone of your email. Do you call him "queer?"

I have a hard time keeping up they go from colored to black to African American to the latest I just heard, persons of color seems like we are about to complete the circle on that one.

Just wondering if the circle is smaller, so to speak, on this one and we are already back to "queer"?


It does bring up the question though.

"How does a man look at another man's hairy ass and find love?" I miss Sam Kinison .

Really, may be it's the libertarian in me, but what two, or more, big hairy men choose to do between the sheets, doesn't matter to me, as long as it's consensual.

Reminds me of a little story though. Remember there used to be a "person of color reporter" named Ron Fudge, I think on WSOC in Charlotte. He may still be there, I rarely watch. Billy Packer was rumored to want to do a radio sports talk show and he wanted a co-host that was more of a novice to make the show more interesting. He asked Ron Fudge if he would be interested and Fudge said yes as long as he could receive top billing. The show never got picked up though because calling it the Fudge Packer Hour just seemed so gay...... er.....queer........uh.......wrong.

Anyway back to your response, I don't remember implying or stating that Ray Warren was a congressman. He was just an example for you, but thanks for pulling out your Al Gore tone.

I used to go to church with his in-laws family back when he was married. Cute girl he married and two cute daughters. Apparently Ol' Ray can rule from either side of the bench..... if you know what I mean."

Li'l Move On dot Bob says:

"Heck, Hallmark (The Rowdy Repubicans college nickname), my brother in law is a great guy. He is smart, generous, thoughtful, things anyone would want in a brother in law.

And no, I don't use the word "queer" to describe him, nor does he use it to describe himself. That word, and other slang words for gayness that we have all heard for years, are considered to be off limits in the family.

I think "gay" is the word he prefers. It is the word he uses.

My point about Ray Warren vis a vis Congressman M was simply that a judge does not hold press conferences and spout off at the mouth all the time like a Congressman does, and as such is less likely to be caught in obvious hypocrisy--which is what Congressman M's downfall will be, if he in fact gets outed. I think Congressman M's value as a former Congressman would be much lower to the Dems than what Warren's value was as a judge changing parties, due to the higher profile of a Congressman ---- that high profile attracts more criticism of a congressman's statements and positions and gives his opponents more ammo to shoot at him during the election cycle."

The Rowdy Repulican says:

"That word, and other slang words for gayness that we have all heard for years, are considered to be off limits in the family."

Those libbie lawyer circles must be pretty rough. I haven't heard, until today, the word "queer" used in as far back as I can remember. Slid right off your tongue.....or fingertips though.

Glad to hear gay is still the word. I kind of like it. Let me know when it changes and I'll try and keep up."

Lil Move On dot Bob says:

I only use the word "queer" when talking to my Republican friends about how small their Big Tent really is.

The Rowdy Repulican says:

Show off! You really know how to lead by example.

What are the other words you use? I'll need to know if I ever go back to the Republican Party and apparently the crowd I hang with is not up to speed?


No response........

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Governor Sleazley's Sweet Ocean Front Deal part 2... sent in by Bob Austin

Nothing more entertaining to me than a room full of lawyers suing each other.

Click the title to read the story.

John Edwards plans wife's funeral and a rooftop wedding... sent in by Bob Austin

'Young wrote that Edwards once told Hunter they would wed after Edwards' wife, who has cancer, died.

Edwards told Hunter that the ceremony would be held on a rooftop in New York and the Dave Matthews Bands would make an appearance, the newspaper said, citing its examination of the book proposal.'

Click the title to read the whole story. The comments are great also.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Just the facts Ma'm... Joe Friday from Frank Collins

Click the title for a minute and a half of amusement and be sure to keep an eye on Barrack's face.

ACORN... Part 1... Your tax dollars at work

Click the title line to see the most amazing video ever.

These videos were sent in by Eric Heavner and Bob Austin. Bet you haven't heard this before on ABC, CBS or NBC. I did hear CNN had started to play some of it.

I hate to tell my accountant but I'm switching next year to ACORN. Remember who Obama worked for before he took over the Federal Government???

This is a must see.

ACORN... Part 2 your tax dollars at work

The second half of the tape. Click the title line above.

ACORN, behind the scenes.

Click the title line to see how the video's were made.

Who's in your Wallet... from my brother

Click the title above to see the video by Sonja Schmidt. I think I could marry her.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Political Quiz sent in by Shirley Mowery

I am screaming libertarian. Surprise surprise. Take the 10 question quiz. Takes about 2 minutes and leave your persuasion, if you choose in the comments section.
Similar if not the same as John Rusk sent in a year or so ago.

Click the title to take the quiz.

The best 12 minutes you will spend today sent in by Bob Austin

If there ever was a video to watch and keep, this is it!

Make sure you pass it along...

If you play Golf you should watch this video......
If you don't play Golf, you should watch this video
If you ever had a dream please watch this video...........
If you have never had a dream, please watch.........
You will be richer for the watching and with no regrets..........
Send it to all your athletic, or non-athletic friends....


Click the title to watch the video.

Where was Little Move on dot Bob when this occured???

Moveon.org member bites off anti-Obamacare mans finger. Click on the title to read the story.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

The Nude Nightmare sent in by Shirley Mowrey

Now this is funny....

Nightmare

In the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a mirror on the ceiling, and I discovered that I am a Negro, and I'm circumcised!

Quickly I sat up, found my pants and looked in the pockets to find my driver's license photo and it was that same color. Black.

I felt myself being very depressed, downcast, sitting in a chair. But it's a wheelchair!!

That means, of course, besides being black and Jewish, I'm also disabled!!!

I said to myself, aloud 'This is impossible. It's impossible that I should be black and Jewish and disabled.'

'It's the pure and holy truth', whispers someone from behind me.

I turn around, and it's my boyfriend.

Just what I needed!!! I am a homosexual, and on top of that with a Mexican boyfriend..

Oh, my God..... black, Jewish, disabled, gay, with a Mexican boyfriend, drug addict, and HIV-positive!!!

Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, pull my hair, and Oh, noooooo...I'm bald!!!

The telephone rings. It's my brother.

He is saying, 'Since mom and dad died the only thing you do is hang out, take drugs, and laze around all day doing nothing. Get a job you worthless piece of crap... Any job.'

Mom?... Dad?... Nooooooooo... Now I'm also an unemployed orphan!

I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to find a job when you are black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend, are a drug addict, HIV positive, bald, and an orphan.

But he doesn't get it. Frustrated, I hang up.

It's then I realize I only have one hand!!!

With tears in my eyes I go to the window to look out.

I see I live in a shanty-town full of cardboard and tin houses! There is trash everywhere.

Suddenly I feel a sharp pain near my pacemaker.... Pacemaker?

Besides being black, Jewish, disabled, a fairy with a Mexican boyfriend, a drug addict, HIV positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, an invalid with one hand, and having a bad heart, I live in a crappy neighborhood.

At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says to me, 'Sweetie pie, my love, my little black heart throb, have you decided what you are going to wear to Washington to see Obama.

Say it isn't so!!! I can handle being a black, disabled, one armed, drug addicted, Jewish homosexual on a pacemaker who is HIV positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, lives in a slum, and has a Mexican boyfriend, but please,

oh dear God, please don't tell me I'm a Democrat ...

Socialism no I didn't say that... sent in from Frank Collins

You have to watch this!!! The party that swears they are not Socialist just can't keep it in their pants.

Click the title to see the video!!! My My My!!!

Watch the two libbies on her side and their reaction when this blooming liberal says what little Hussein's goal really is.

When it happens I can only laugh at those of you that voted for Hussein.

$8.00 A GALLON GAS.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Tim Hawkins white guy impersonates Sammy Davis JR. from Frank Collins

Click the title line above to see the great piece of comedy and truth Frank Collins sent in.

Funny sent in by Al Zalecki

Al and I worked together many years at Mallinckrodt but I truly have gotten to know him better after we left the company. Al lives in CA and didn't attend the Independence Day party at my house, but he did send a great box of cigars, DVD's and CD's to send to the troops.

My friend Beverly's son is in Iraq and was the tail gunner in a Humvee caravan not long ago. You don't necessarily want to be the first or last Humvee in a caravan.

After finishing this mission, Phillip pulled out the cigars AL sent and smoked the biggest blackest cigar in the bag. He said he never enjoyed anything that much in his life.


Al sends in this funny.

Did you know:

* That the words race car spelled backward says race car.

* That eat is the only word that if you take the 1st letter and move it
to the last, it spells it's past tense ate.

* And Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal
immigrants, "and add just a few more letters, it spells out: "Go home
you free-loading, benefit grabbing, kid-producing, violent, non-English
speaking assholes and take those other hairy-faced, sandal wearing, bomb
making, goat loving, raggedy ass bastards with you."

How weird is that?

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

President Obama You Scare Me... sent in by Gary Madden

This is a letter sent to the NY Times, by Lou Pritchett a former Proctor and Gamble Vice President, author, teacher and speaker. It's on the Snopes site.

I suspect he is going through an IRS tax audit about now.

Click the title line above for a great read.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Congressman Baird's Town Hall Meeting... click here

How's that hope and change thing working out for you so far? David Hedrick was radomly selected out of the audience, he was number 191 on the list. Click the title line above to see this awsome video.

Friday, August 21, 2009

John Murtha's Airport brought to my attention by Frank Collins

Frank sent in another video from ABC but since it appears CNN beat them to the punch I decided to post the CNN video. Thanks Frank. You can search Murtha airport to see other videos on youtube.

Click the title to see your Stimulus Dollars at work.

What Have we Done... sent in first by Mom

What have we done. Sent in by Mom and Rick Wozny. This is hilarious. Listen to this black lady as reality sets in... not really.

Click the title line for a good chuckle.

Obamacare What Could go Wrong??? sent in by Al Zalecki

"Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose head,
John Conyers, says he doesn't understand it. It'll be passed by
Congress that has not read it, signed by a president who smokes,
funded by a Treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, overseen by a
Surgeon General who is obese, and financed by a country that's nearly
broke. What could possibly go wrong?"

Emmett and Me a Dog Story... click here.

I took Rowdy to the Vet the other day and while he was getting his eye looked at, I pulled out a magazine and read part of this story before the Vet brought Rowdy back in. You know you can find anything on the internet.

What the heck would we do without Al Gore.

Good dog story.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Obama's plan for White Male Sterilization...sent in by Britt Moore

No lie. He is actually promoting this in his health care plan. Page 1492.

Click the title line above to see the video.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

All the Dogs in Philly are scared sh_tless even the hotdogs... by the Rowdy Republican

It has come to my attention that some fans (well that's a little overstated) of the blog are happy that Michael Vick is getting a second chance. That surprises me. I am also surprised the NFL didn't have the guts to keep him out of the league.

Vick says he made some mistakes and now he going to do his part to make people aware of animal cruelty. I say mission already accomplished Michael.

Vick confessed to killing some dogs by electrocution and drowning. He also had a rape chamber set up to breed his precious pups. The old fashioned way just wasn't good enough.

Now I'm not really a pit bull fan, and I know they are how they are raised, but they are not my choice breed. I have a Golden Retriever named "Rowdy" surprisingly. He is very docile, only fights when necessary. Guess how many Rowdys Vick killed. Hundreds if not thousands did he and his cohorts maim and destroy while training his fighters. They look for dog free to a good home adds. They go to the pound and adopt animals. They pick them up off the streets and they steal them out of backyards. Then they take the Rowdys home and use them to teach their fighters to kill. You see they don't want to put them up against a fair fighter while they are training them to kill.

After killing enough Rowdys they are now ready to fight another pit bull. Then the big day arrives and Michael's killer gets in the ring with Bubba's killer and much to Michael's surprise his dog gets his ass kicked. Well Mr. star Quarterback can't have that, so he takes the dog, who up until now has been praised and petted and fed after every fight and he puts them in a tub of water and holds their head under with those eyes staring right back at him until they gasp for air and their lungs fill with water and he goes limp. Now Bubba and the boys can see what a man Micheal really is.

So now I'm going to pull for Michael every Sunday. I'm going to pull for him to get in the game, get the ball, and get his clock wound tight and cleaned for once and for all.

Then I think he should open a pet sitting business, and I can give him a list of names of people who think he needs a second chance who I'm sure will let him take care of theirs.

How to say Thank You to Someone Serving the Country... from Betty Blakley

Click the title to see how you can say thanks to the men and women defending our right to disagree about the path our country takes.

You all know me and how I feel about our troops, so you know I have no problem saying out loud, in plain daylight, thank you.

Friday, August 14, 2009

George Bush Last Night in Office click here... sent in by Emil

This is hilarious whether you loved him or hated him, you have to watch this. I don't know how I missed putting this on sooner. My thanks to Emil Germanov.

Click the title for a few good laughs.

Little Johnny fesses up.

Click the tile line to read the story.
No one deserves to be dragged through the legal system more than this ambulance chaser.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

John Edwards wasn't firing blanks.... sent in by Bob Austin

Little Johnny apparenty wasn't wearing protection when he was playing hide the pickle with Miss Hunter.

Click the title line to read the article.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

We the People's Stimulus Package.. from Bob Austin

Click the title above. A little late for the first one but there is talk about trying another one since the first one worked so well.

Congressman Mike Rogers on Health Care sent in by Frank Collins

Click the title line above to see a little common sense on Health Care,

Monday, August 10, 2009

Cash for Clunkers... sent in by Rick Wozny

Click the title to watch the video.

Your computer becomes Government property if you click on the Cash for Clunkers government site.

Take this Treat from Barack Obama.... sent in by Mike Pappas

Click the title line above to watch this little dog eat treats, but he refuses to eat them if he thinks they are from Barack Obama. This is funny.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

God Guns Guts and American Pick Up Trucks ... Sent In by Louis Herford

Click the title above in Red to see the video. Watch this gentleman hand it to the libbie journalist.
A must see for gun owners.

Barack attends Independence Day at The Rowdy Republicans House

My new best buddy Barack stopped by to Celebrate the 4th with a cool slice of watermelon and a Camel. You would think with all this talk about health care he would give up watermelon don't you? I don't know about you but I believe he may be suffering from hardening of the arteries....

Independence Day at Mark's House


The Patriots in attendance who have, or are currently serving our Country are from left to right as follows:

Jerry Hurlbut U.S.Airforce Reserve Spec-4
James (Jamie) S Ray AE3 U.S. Navy
Carl Williams SGT NCANG
Peter (Matt) Gordon SSgt NCANG
Robert (Bob) D. Stevens US Army Reserve
Beverly Adams standing in for her son Phillip Whitley SGT National Guard Iraq (active)
Patrick M. Raible SSgt USAF (active) 2 tours Iraq 1 tour Qatar
Patty Williams standing in for her son Brian P. Williams US Army 46th ENG (active)
Paul R. Williams US Army E-3 also standing in for Brian
Johnnie Hall Cpl US Army (aka CAPT. Spot)
At least 92 Americans celebrated Independence Day probably for the last time. Next year they will join me and my new buddy Barack in a new tradition. Next year we will celebrate Dependence Day. It just seems more appropriate don't you think?
Bob Austin sent a bonus check up in smoke to the delight of every one at the party and crowds on and around the lake. He received a standing ovation again. Only one shell misfired this year and nearly took out Melissa Somers Mom, pay no attention to that nasty rumor circulating that Shane Somers paid Jamie to fire it at her.
Mindy Hiteshue sang the National Anthem at the close of the evening to rave revues, and if we can get it loaded to youtube I will post it here. From what I hear, (I missesd it) it would probably double the traffic on my blog.


Tuesday, August 4, 2009

A short course in Canadian brain sugery... sent in by Britt Moore

Click on the Red title line to see the video.

Excellent explanation on how Canada controls health care costs.

Feel free to forward.

Monday, August 3, 2009

New Health Care symbol from Katie Sheriff

Symbol for Obamacare.

Ted Nugent on the Second Amendment... from Cliff Fincher

Click the title.

Ted holds back very well, don't you think.

Congressman Tim Bishop from NY Town Meeting part uno.

If things are this bad in NY just wait till they all get home from break. A great video to watch.

Part two follows.

Click the Red title line.

Tim Bishop part dos.

Little Timmy Bullshit.

Click the title line.

Congressman Keith Ellisons Town Hall Meeting.

Congressman Ellison the first man to be sworn in on a Koran conducts his town hall meeting.

Click the Red title line above.

Congressman Lloyd Dogget and Obamacare.

A liberal Congressman from Austin, TX gets a warm greeting when he shows up to discuss health care.

Click Red the title line above.

Does a Wild Bear sh_t in the woods??? by Mark


I read that the stimulus bill had 2.8 million in it to put toilets in our National Parks. Here we are bankrupt as a country and we are spending money so our wild bears don't have to sh_t in the woods.
Photo sent in first by Dick Inglese.

Specter & Sebilius Tag Team PA.

Must see TV. See how the citizens of The Commonwealth of Pennsylvania react to government health care.

Click the Red title line to see the video.

Obama losing the Black, Female and Police Vote 2012

Check out this video, here is at least one vote he lost with his racist comments.

Click the Red title line above to watch the video.

ObamaCare in his own Words....from Bob Austin

Watch this and determine for yourself where he is headed.

Click the Red title line above to see the video.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

John Stossel's review of the Canadian Health Care System... sent in by Eric Heavner

Great video showing you what lies ahead if you get Obamacare.
Forward this to everyone you know who would prefer to be treated like a Canadian puppy rather than a Canadian.

In Canada the only one who can get a Cat Scan is the Cat.

Click the Red title line to see the video.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

You don't need a pacemaker, just take a pain killer. Click Here!!!

Remember what I wrote a while back? You need to hurry up and get sick if you're going to do it.
Listen to what the witch doctor cooks up for this little old lady. Youth in Asia?

Click the title line to watch the video.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Not Political Wedding Stuff Funny... from Emil

Watch the video below and don't forget to click on the title line for the wedding dance down the isle also, these are fun.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

A Half Black Foot in his Mouth... click here

Hussein in a rare off teleprompter moment stuck his half black foot in his mouth this week. While being asked a pre-arranged scripted question from the media at the end of his press conference, he did as he quite often does (remember "visiting 57 states") step in it. He inserted himself into a place he had no business going, between a white cop, and a liberal black professor. Can't wait to see this one play out.

It occurs to me the last time I got a ticket it was from a black cop. I didn't realize, until now, that I was racially profiled. It had not one thing to do with me running 20mph over the speed limit.

Let me pose a question to you? If you are getting the stuffing beat out of you, do you really care if the cop that stops it is black or white or male or female?

Click the title line to read the article.

Friday, July 17, 2009

Biden " We have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt" click here

Biden, the second smartest man in the world launches a new gem. Kind of like me saying I need to eat more so that I will lose weight.

Click the title line.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Tiger Woods Speach at the Inaugural.... click here... from Jerry Adams

Interesting... Tiger knows which side his bread is buttered on.... both! Click the title line above for an interesting read.

Monday, July 13, 2009

What year was 9-11??? from The RR

No wonder we we elected a Muslim without a birth certificate. How uninformed are people really?

Gangsta Government.. click here.. from Charlie Donges

Now this is good... click the title line above to view the video of the Congresswomen from the great State of Minnesota..... wow.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Michelle Obama feeds the Homeless at a Government Funded Soup Kitchen


Cost of a bowl of soup at the homeless shelter $0.00.
Having Michelle Obama serve your soup $0.00.
A homeless person receiving Government funded meals
while taking a picture of the First Lady with his
$500.oo Blackberry Phone..... Pricele$$.
Credit to Tim Blackwell for sending this in.

What Reagan said about where we are today! click here

See what Ronald Reagan said about socialized medicine in 1961, 48 years ago.

Credit to Bob Austin for sending this in.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Friday, July 3, 2009

The Real Duke Rape Case.... from Frank Collins

Where are Jesse and Al. Could it be that the 5 year old black boy that actually was raped by an evil white guy can't pad the pockets of those two?

Could it be there is more profit in interceding in the other white guy's case? The one who said it's OK to lay down with young boys, and settled for millions for having done so.

But then this is not really about Michael Jackson, it's about the hypocrisy of the media and why they don't care as much about rape when it's committed by a liberal gay professor at a liberal university on a young voiceless black boy, as they care about railroading a team of white guys, some of whom did come from affluence and have the appearance of being Conservative. At the very least they fit the medias template of the white man mistreating the minority.

Click on the title to read more from Mike Adams.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

The New Senator from the State of Minnesota from Bob Austin


Yes the Citizens of the State of Minnesota can hold their heads high today as they will give the Democrats the complete control of the US Government. The House, a filibuster proof Senate and the Presidency of the United States. I think we can officially quit blaming Little Bush for anything from this point on.


By the way did you notice Hussein taking credit for withdrawing the troops from Iraq yesterday? Well they are really just pulling out of the larger cities and actually Bush negotiated the deal before he left office but if you worship Obygodama then who cares about details.


Last, Obygodama will be attending Independence Day at my house. Bring your camera to have a picture made with him.


Thanks for the picture Bob.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Reparations anyone? click here

The Cap and Trade bill passed yesterday by congress just slipped reparations in right under your nose.

New formatting now. Click on the title Reparations Anyone to see the discussion with Chris Matthews from Hard Boiled.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

If You Don't Like Your Uncle Sammy from Joy Williams

Take a look from Joy.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay_Z5adiMG8

Government Motors New Car from Janet Rusk


This car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns.
It comes complete with two Teleprompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations.
The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the "happy" democrat owners.
Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL

Friday, May 22, 2009

So you think you don't Own General Motors??? The Rowdy Republican

I have been looking for the video I saw, of the poor lady who is pleading with the President to not bankrupt her, she says she was a huge Obama supporter....

If you were or are a State Employee or own a bond fund in your 401K, if you are lucky enough to have a Pension or have invested in a Roth IRA, if you own balanced Mutual Funds or Targeted Retirement Accounts you too may want to pay attention to these videos. You are probably screwed too. Brace up, if you are not the UAW you will be thrown up under the bus also. Welcome to Socialism..... Can you say Reparations???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8YIKo42fRo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAJjvzlXN-w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2OhC5q_Nco

The Audacity of Unawareness from Ruth Blackwelder


This has to be one of the most well done messages I have received. In such a short space it compiles the foibles of the new Messiah. Click on the unawares to see the facts.

April 15th, 2009 5:03 pm Barack Obama, through his spokesman, claimed today that he was unaware of the tax day tea parties. Granted, the Main Stream Media has done a good job in suppressing any sort of coverage ahead of time (and the little coverage they did provide was derisive at best)… but how out of touch is the Community Organizer and Chief of the Democratic Socialist Republic, really?
This much.
- He was unaware that he was attending a church (for 20 years) with a racist pastor who hates America .
- He was unaware that he was family friends with, and started his political career in the living room of, a domestic terrorist.
- He was unaware that he had invested in two speculative companies backed by some of his top donors right after taking office in 2005.
- He was unaware that his own aunt was living in the US illegally.
- He was unaware that his own brother lives on pennies a day in a hut in Kenya .
- He was unaware of the AIG bonuses that he and his administration approved and signed into a bill.
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be his Secretary of Commerce was under investigation in a bribery scandal.
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be his Secretary of Health and Human Services was a tax cheat.
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be his Secretary of the Treasury was a tax cheat.
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be the U.S. Trade Representative was a tax cheat.
- He was unaware that the woman he nominated to be his Chief Performance Officer was a tax cheat.
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be #2 at the Environmental Protection Agency was under investigation for mismanaging $25 million in EPA grants.
For the love of God, there are people in comas that are more aware of world affairs than this guy.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

How Stupid are We??? from my nephew Miller

Millers first post on the blog. He is 14 but wiser than many 30 to 80 year olds I know...

I think he realizes grandkids he hasn't thought about having yet are going to be paying for this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWt8hTayupE&feature=popular

This is so True have received from many contributors


Funny... first from Janet Rusk

They once said that a black man would be president when pigs fly....
His first 100 days in office and, bam, "swine flu."

Muslim Demographics from Ray Canova

Very interesting....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-3X5hIFXYU

New Liberal Pistol from Betty


Does the Second Amendment give individuals the right to bear Arms?

The Question is: Does the Second Amendment give individuals the right to bear arms?

Vote Here and pass it on....
http://www.usatoday.com/news/quickquestion/2007/november/popup5895.htm

From my friend Betty Blakley...

This will scare those little Moveon.bob types...

Here is another vote from Betty read carfully before voting...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10103521/

The Economic Meltdown from Frank Collins

This one is a little long and I am posting it without having watched it completely, but it comes from a very reliable source.

http://www.booktv.org/watch.aspx?ProgramId=FV-10285

Friday, April 17, 2009

Tax Day Tea Party... I attended..... by Mark

I attended the Tax Day Tea Party with over 3000 bitter clingers onto their own money. The Skin Heads, Neo-Nazi's and Right Wing Radicals, that I am sure you may have heard ridiculed by the press, are pictured in the link below.

http://charlotteteaparty.webs.com/apps/photos/

I didn't know what to expect and several times I was in fear. It was so crowded one lady trying to push a stroller nearly ran over my toe. You all know I wear flip flops. Another frightful experience was a man dressed like a Pirate there to steal my money.... I thought. I made it through the day unharmed but shaken.

I was interested to see what Janet Napolitano, Obama's Secretary of Homeland Security was warning us about on April 14th. Right Wing Extremest? Maybe she should re-direct her attention to the borders.

I wanted to see what an estimated 800 grass root events with an estimated 2+ million attendees would feel like. Would it feel like a Tea Party, a Revolution?

Actually it was a blast. People of all stripes, white, black, mixed, Asian old and young and a lot of Veterans. Didn't notice any Muslims.

There were songs and speeches and the Pledge of Allegiance. There were signs, flags and costumes.

Jim Morrill, 91, a liberal reporter at the liberal Charlotte Observer, attended with his walker and wrote a fairly evenhanded column on his blog. You can read that here. Also you can vote whether you agree with the anti-tax anti-big-spending position of the tea party.

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/local/story/664694.html


Nationwide coverage was interesting also. Check out this CNN reporter. Now watch this and tell me if they should change her title from reporter to agitator.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G3fvNhdoc0&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Emediabistro%2Ecom%2Ftvnewser%2Fcnn%2Fcnn%5Freporter%5Fat%5Fchicago%5Ftea%5Fparty%5Fits%5Fanticnn%5Fsince%5Fthis%5Fis%5Fhighly%5Fpromoted%5Fby%5Fthe%5Frig&feature=player_embedded

Not fit for family viewing? I would say so if you want your kids to learn how to have a civil conversation.

Now watch that reporter learn a lesson.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zNbWtl4wgM&feature=related

A video from Knoxville.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yijYnYndoHQ&feature=related

Many thanks to Bob Austin who contributed to this post.

The Americans who risked everything... from Bob Austin

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/folder/american_who_risked_everything_1.guest.html

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Harley Rider and the Lion from Al Zalecki so true

A Harley rider is passing the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter says,'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing ever I saw a man do in my whole life.'
The biker replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really; the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and reacted.'
The reporter says, 'Well, I'm a journalist from the New York Times, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'
The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.'
The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
"U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH"...
so true....

Monday, April 13, 2009

New Norman Rockwell from Lindsay Welch

So I said to him "Barack, I know Abe Lincoln and you ain't him."

He was Right... from my Bro


My Democrat Friends were Right... sent in by Ruth Blackwelder

I have to admit it. My liberal friends were right.

They told me if I voted for McCain, the nation's Hope would deteriorate, and sure enough there has been a 20 point drop in the Consumer Confidence Index since the election, reaching a lower point than any time during the Bush administration.

They told me if I voted for McCain, the US would become more deeply embroiled in the Middle East, and sure enough tens of thousands of additional troops are scheduled to be deployed into Afghanistan.

They told me if I voted for McCain, that the economy would get worse and sure enough unemployment is approaching 8.8% and the new stimulus packages implemented recently have sent the stock market lower than at any time since 9-11.

They told me if I voted for McCain, we would see more "crooks" in high ranking positions in Federal government and sure enough, several recent cabinet nominees and Senate appointments revealed resumes of scandal, bribery and tax fraud.

They told me if I voted for McCain, we would see more "Pork at the trough" in Federal government and sure enough, 17,500 "Pork Bills" showed up in Congress in the past three weeks...

They told me if I voted for McCain, we would see more deficit spending in DC and sure enough, Obama has spent more in 30 days than all other Presidents together in the history of the good'ole USA....

Well I ignored my Democrat friends in November and voted for McCain. And they were right .

All of their predictions have come true!